So I had a dialog with my buddy via text message last night in which I learned that he was visiting a bar that is notorious for frat-boy like rowdiness, cheap beer and loose women. I proceeded to send him a message that just read “FAIL” to show my disappointment in his choice. This morning I finally get a response that reads “You have no idea how much I fail. I’ll be by in a bit to show you.” So he shows up and I am greeted with this:
I found out that he didn’t get into a fight, or anything of the sort. He just had an off night.
Moral of the story? Don’t get drunk and fall into a wall.

